We all know how to DIY, books for dummies, whatever you want to call them, pieces of literature. Many have proven to be extremely useful, such as those involved in computer programming or doing simple tasks like knowing how to cook a nice Italian meal for your family.
With censorship out the window and freedom of speech, anyone can post whatever they want. Whether you see it as a good thing or a bad thing, there are some strange books that find their way into society. Here's your "why?" 10 strangest how-to books that will leave you thinking.
Yes, all these books are real books and can be bought.
10. How to steal a dog
Dog stealing has never been so good! If you're a cheapskate looking to steal man's best friend, choose this method. Maybe you want a free dog, steal one! Although stealing a dog will land you in jail. If you are so lonely and need someone or something to talk to, just get a dog, the real owner will understand! How to steal a dog
9. How to make a dirty film
Oh dear, don't worry, I'm just reading about how to make a dirty movie. ..Yes?! Wouldn't it be more accurate to watch how a dirty movie is made? If you don't know how to shoot a dirty movie, this might tell you a thing or two. But let's not go there. I think some people are not romantic or wrong…Which one do you think is more appropriate. How to make a dirty movie
8. How to be a Pope
I hope this book was written by a former Pope, but it probably wasn't, because writing about being a Pope is somehow a sin. Anyone who reads about becoming pope should not be pope in the first place. Those appointed to live in the Vatican generally know what their duties will be as a pope, whether they are archbishops or whatever. How to be a Pope
7. How to Break the Cycle of Life and Death
Now...maybe I'm not religious enough, or maybe I'm thinking too much, but who in their right mind really believes they can live forever? There is no cycle to break. Life has a beginning and an end. Maybe an afterlife, no one is too sure, but a book about being immortal? It's interesting to say the least. How to Break the Cycle of Life and Death
6. How to raise and keep a dragon
I'm sure this would be a great book if dragons actually existed. Maybe they live and exist in your imagination, but not in mine. Besides, who wants to keep an animal that can open its mouth and kill you? I would happily pass on this option. If you cross paths with a dragon, find this book. How to raise and keep a dragon
5. How to start and make your own country
If anyone has enough time and money to build their own country, I would like to meet them. Even better, I'd like to meet someone who has enough time to sit down and write a book covering the idea of creating a country. First, a country is not "made" by just one person; and two, the land is always ready, the only part that begins is a name. How to start your own country
4. How to pee standing up
Apparently it's "hip" to be a girl and pee standing up. I didn't know women wanted to be more like men. I thought all individualism was alive and well today. Would feminists frown or rejoice over this book? Peeing standing up gives us another male privilege! How to pee standing up.
3. How to talk to a cat
Talking to a cat is not difficult, because cats generally do not listen. Who would spend time trying to understand an animal that is often unseen? If you want to understand the different sounds and sounds coming from your cat's mouth, this is the book for you. Maybe you can even talk back... How to talk to a cat
2. How to survive a robot uprising
This seems like an unnecessary book to me. In order for robots to stand up, they must have some kind of control. However, little things called remote controls are very useful for controlling the robot. Surviving a robot uprising will involve the click or switch of a button. Hard! I guess if you're a sci-fi kind of person, you'll enjoy this book. How to steal a dog
1. How to Become Schizophrenic
I didn't know people could actually be and want to "be" schizophrenic. There is nothing like allowing yourself to be the one hearing the voices. However, I think maybe it's something worth living for. Who knows. On the bright side, this book presents many theories about how a person becomes schizophrenic. How to Become Schizophrenic.
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